UPA report card
Following the UPA-II Report Card after four years in scam school : Maths: A+ Excellent performance as the magic number 0 (zero) was rediscovered by Kapil Sibal. Aryabhtta might have discovered it originally, but he only discovered it, while Sibal applied it in real life. Languages : A+ Another excellent performance, especially due to brilliant performance by two pupils : Punjabi boy Ashwini Kumar, who corrected spellings and grammatical mistakes in CBI report (unfortunately, this Faking News 2.0 report has not been checked by him) and Mallu boy Shashi Tharoor, whose English skills are appreciated by everyone on Twitter. Science : B- Average performance. Only one student could do well : OBC boy Sam Pitroda. Grades could have been worse if Pitroda had not orgtanized Google Hangouts, because the other scientific discovery – Aakash Tablet – couldn’t get decent grades. Social Studies : F Failed. In fact, t...