Iskra ( The Spark)

Lucknow:   BJP won landslide seats in UP but they have yet not decided the name of the CM and cabinet member name. Even before the cabinet formed, Faking news sources get the news that UP’s BJP cabinet going to give order to search out of the Elephant. The whole media is discussing about the 1st probable decision of the UP cabinet about the loan waiver to farmer, FN sources break this news about the committee to search elephant. Just before a day, on the 10th evening, Elephant was roaring in the Gullies of the Lucknow. After Akhilesh Yadav’s statement about the probability of the coalition with BSP, many were seeing Elephant as the king maker. But the elephant suddenly disappeared form the noon of the 11th. FN politician analyst believed that there are mainly two reason behind such decision: 1. Tradition of the UP to safeguard animals:  Azam Khan’s seven stolen buffaloes found 2. Modi govt took first decision to search the black money and UP cabinet want t...

New York: There is buzz in the media about the Shuhma swarj speech in UNGA which is scheduled on the 26th of September. Political guru consider it as the outline of the Indian policy towards the Paksitan in future. FN sources in the New York got the some part of the speech of MEA, India. And Here is the same: “Confrontation should not be our destiny in South Asia and that why India wants and will destruct Pakistan from the map of South Aisa. I have gone an extra mile to achieve this, repeatedly offering a “Stone in reply of brick” to address all outstanding issues. India will not get engaged into talks for terrorism. Talks are in the interest of only Pakistan if it wants to survive. They are essential to resolve issue of the terrorism, otherwise India has a stand-by mode online troll army. Peace and normalization between Pakistan and India cannot be achieved without a resolving terrorism issue. This is an objective evaluation, not a partisan position. Our predictions ...

London:   After the historic day in the history of the European union, UKIP took credit of the Brexit and Portray it’s their political victory. But here in India, in an exclusive talk with the Faking news, senior leader of the VHP claims that Brexist campaign was inspired by the VHP. VHP leader claimed, “Ghar Wapsi campaign run by the VHP in India inspired the British politician. After the success of the our movement, they decided to launch the “Ghar Wapsi of the Great Britain”. VHP leaders also celebrate Brexit as their ideological victory. ( Write on 25 June 2016)

London: On 8th of August 2017, Quit India movement completed 75 years and while speaking on the event in Parliament Narendra Modi proposed his vision of the “New India for the 2022” when India would complete 75 years of Independence. Though none form government says a word on this but sources of faking news reports that the government is going to set the policies such that the British will force to launch the Quit UK movement till 2022. Our Hindi bureau reported that  भारत छोड़ो आन्दोलन से हमारा कोई लेना-देना नहीं है: माल्या और ललित मोदी ने दी सफाई  in the morning, but it’s likely to be a strategic move of Govt to keep the people thinking in other way. As per faking news sources, government is going to take heavy steps against the owners of the non performing companies.Govt hopes that they will leave India and will settle in London. Govt. projected that at least 1 lakh people going to settle in London. A country with already facing crisis of migration and voted f...

New Delhi:   While a nation was rejoicing at the prospect of finally finding a destructive opener ahead of General election in the form of Arvind kejriwal who played master stroke, former Chief minister Sheila Dikshit reportedly caught uploading her resumes on Job site Naukri.com. FN sources From Jaipur also said that: Ashok ghalot also give order to paid social media worker of turkey to make a solid resume for him so that he can upload on Times job . Shelia also contact Swiss banks to get a job , She argued that : She have good work experience in field of Black money and promised to make 100 new customers in 100 days for bank. She also writes recommendation later from Sonia Gandhi for new Job. On other hand Ashok Ghahelot contacted A new congress CM of Karnataka Siddaramaiah, to give some mining work to him . He also represents top expertise in the field of mining and especially Sand mining. He also sends a Copy of CV to 10 janpath to arrange a new job for him. A...

Faking news bureau: Faking news foreign security, Pakistan specialist hold the series of the discussion and finally made a draft on the issue of the option available to PM Modi to reply Pakistan. Here are they: Indian government should start a campaign Named “Troll Indians”. Govt of India should give Incentives to the youth who troll and spread propaganda against Pakistan on various internet platform. Propaganda had the history of the success in Germany, US and Russia. This is most affordable option in hand of India. Abrogate the Citizenship of the Adanan sami:   Pakistan economy is already in dismal. By sending him back, there will be disaster in the Pakistan. This is a better option than amend the Indus water treaty to starve Pakistan. Send the Vipul Goyal as Indian ambassador to Pakistan:   Nawaj spoke about the nuclear option in the UN general assembly and to counter this black mailing, India should send her top arsenal to the Islamadad as the Ambassador. I...

Mumbai: Opening pair has become a headache for Team India in all format of cricket. Sikhar Dhawn can not do more than “Pitch Muhurt” in ODI and Rahul can not come out from the IPL format. Rohit Shrma’s talent’s frequency doesn’t match with his fitness frequency. As per the FN sources, BCCI made a lot of efforts to improve performance of the openers but all failed. Now, BCCI has got a new hope from PM Modi. PM Modi recently said, “ Hold your tongue, I have your entire janam patri “. BCCI has decided to opt this opportunity. As per Faking news sources, BCCI has already submitted the list of more than 10 openers to the PMO and asked to predict their future. As per the FN sources, BCCI will choose only those openers for the Champion trophy whose Janmkundali favor their performance in coming month.

सच्चा प्यार वही है जिसमे , स्याही का निशान तुम्हारी ऊँगली पे लगे और वोट में दे आऊ   सच्चा प्यार वही है जिसमे , बहुमत मुझे मिले और खुर्सी पे तुम बैठो   सच्छा प्यार मतलब , तुम्हारे बिना मांगे ही तुम्हे " स्पेशल स्टेटस " दे देना सच्चा प्यार मतलब , स्केम तुम करो और जाँच मुज पे बैठे सच्चा प्यार मतलब , मेरे खिलाफ संसद में वोट करने की बजाय तुम्हारा " वाक आउट " कर जाना सच्चा प्यार मतलब , तुम्हारी " सीबीआयी " जाँच की मांग पर में " एसआईटी " जाँच के आर्डर दे देना   सच्चा प्यार मतलब , पूरी दुनिआ से लड़कर तुम्हे अपनी कैबिनेट में ले लेना   सच्चा प्यार मतलब , तुम्हारे ना कहने पर भी तुम्हारी सरकार को बहार से समर्थन दे देना सच्चा प्यार मतलब , तुम स्विस बैंक अकाउंट नंबर मानगो और में पासवर्ड दे देना   काश दिलों के भी यूं इलेक्शन होते! हम यूँ ही जीत लेते तुझे बूथ केप्चर करके ( @ Saurav_ 1211)