GATE 2013 --> Race has begun…
And every student (not student of the year ) Feel this : Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai .( It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first)
one Ranker said in TV interview : Meri Rank (wife) ko nahin uske peeche ki Girlfriends list (bungla) dekho idiots ... 3.5 million Fb requests !
Some Guys who don’t appear in exam but their friends appeared do gosship : Report card (Stann) hota sabi ke paas hai ... sab chupa ke rakhte hai ... deta koi nai
people who can’t crack exam
Give support themselves by saying : Baccha kabil bano, kabil ... kamyabi to sali
jhak maar ke peeche bhagegi
Faking report also said some boys (who became devdas after result) shouting on the door of GATE chairperson house : Baahar aa, nahin toh main tere darwaaze pe mutr visarjan karoonga (Come out, otherwise I will do urine expulsion on your door )
And all chaturs who attempted 4th or 5th time their Facebook status was as : Peechle buttis(32) saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye.
Some student became hopeless and said on media camera that : Marks(Paneer) to Bhai sahib , kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyoun mein sunaar ki dukan pay bikega , they blamed that Money is the matter to get marks !
MOS of HRD give his statement on result : Tum gujrati log kitne cute hote hai ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnaak kyun hota hai ... Dhokla Faafda Handva Thepla Khakra ... aise lagta hai koi missiles hai ( May be keeping Modi on focus )
But I want to say all the friends :
“All izz well ... All izz well”
Faking report also said some boys (who became devdas after result) shouting on the door of GATE chairperson house : Baahar aa, nahin toh main tere darwaaze pe mutr visarjan karoonga (Come out, otherwise I will do urine expulsion on your door )
And all chaturs who attempted 4th or 5th time their Facebook status was as : Peechle buttis(32) saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye.
Some student became hopeless and said on media camera that : Marks(Paneer) to Bhai sahib , kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyoun mein sunaar ki dukan pay bikega , they blamed that Money is the matter to get marks !
MOS of HRD give his statement on result : Tum gujrati log kitne cute hote hai ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnaak kyun hota hai ... Dhokla Faafda Handva Thepla Khakra ... aise lagta hai koi missiles hai ( May be keeping Modi on focus )
But I want to say all the friends :
“All izz well ... All izz well”
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