Iskra ( The Spark)

Lyutens Delhi: NDA govt presented it’s 4th General Budget. People had high expectation for the number of new schemes and tax relief as this budget came after the demonetization. Govt provided some minor relief in the taxation. However, opposition not satisfied with the budget, asked Govt. about the Acche Din that Modi and his team promised during 2014 election. Daya, darwaza tod do.. dekho kahin achhe din iss darwaze ke peechhe toh nahi chhupe hain?Daya, darwaza tod do.. dekho kahin achhe din iss darwaze ke peechhe toh nahi chhupe hain? Acche Din has become mystery to people. Ruling parties and minister say on every second day, “Acche Din Aa Gaye” and opposition asks every day that where is Acche Din? As per faking news sources, Govt held an urgent meeting with top ministers and decided to form a Special Investigation Team (SIT) to find out Acche Din. SIT has become a logo of Govt seriousness as it has effectively wiped out black money from Indian economy. ...

New Delhi:   It’s more than 10 years of mid day meal which govt introduced in schools to increase nutrition in child. But even after more than 10 years, million of Indian children are still malnutrition. Hence, our faking news sources confirm that Govt has decided to introduce beauty products to school as essential supplements to ongoing mid day meal program. It’s will be wrong to assume that Govt introduced these products for the hygiene purpose, which also part of the public health. Govt is thinking to bring these product as nutrition supplies. Protein:   Pulses are main sources of protein in India. Pulse prices rise to sky to import them. So, Govt has decided to introduce this protein supplement: Milk: Many state govts on their expenditure introduce milk in the project but quality and availability of the milk remain key issue. So this is going to be introduced. Dry fruits: After black money ban, the rich and the poor have become equal a...

धोनी : यार यह विदेशी सीरीज है , यहाँ मत पिटवा देना नहीं तो मेरी इज़त की “ एल ” लग जायेगी पुजारा : माहि यह “ एल ” का मतलब ? इशांत: “ एल ” मतलब लूट जायेगी . धोनी : देख पुजारा इसे सही सही पता है , क्युकी इसी की वजह से ही एल लगाती है धोनी : यह सब छोड़ो , देखो दोस्तों पिछली न्यूज़ीलैंड सीरीज में हमने रिकॉर्ड बनाया था इस पर भी वोही परफॉरमेंस कायम रखना है विराट : देख माहि चिंता न कर १ रिकॉर्ड तो बनेगा ही . जडेजा : थैंक्स विराट मुझे नहीं पता था तुम मुजपे इतना भरोसा करते हो  विराट : अबे में तेरी नहीं इशांत की बात कर रह हु , ऐंडरसन और इशांत मिलके नया रिकॉर्ड बनाने वाले है धोनी : यह सब छोड़ो , बोलिंग की तो मुझे कोई फिकर नहीं है , मुझे पक्का यकीं है की बोल्र्स तो बेडा गर्क करावा ने ही वाले है , बैटिंग का कुछ करना है ( रैना मन ही मन में सोचते हुए : साला पिछले बार वीरू भाई और गम्भीर की बैटिंग के चलते बच गया था मीडिया से इस बार इन नए लोंडो ने तो बेडा गर्क ही करना है मेरा ) धोनी : मुझे पूरा बैटिंग आर्डर बदलना है , तो बोलो पहेले ओपनिंग कौन करेगा ? ( 2 मिनट ...

Lucknow:   BJP won landslide seats in UP but they have yet not decided the name of the CM and cabinet member name. Even before the cabinet formed, Faking news sources get the news that UP’s BJP cabinet going to give order to search out of the Elephant. The whole media is discussing about the 1st probable decision of the UP cabinet about the loan waiver to farmer, FN sources break this news about the committee to search elephant. Just before a day, on the 10th evening, Elephant was roaring in the Gullies of the Lucknow. After Akhilesh Yadav’s statement about the probability of the coalition with BSP, many were seeing Elephant as the king maker. But the elephant suddenly disappeared form the noon of the 11th. FN politician analyst believed that there are mainly two reason behind such decision: 1. Tradition of the UP to safeguard animals:  Azam Khan’s seven stolen buffaloes found 2. Modi govt took first decision to search the black money and UP cabinet want t...

Paris:  The whole global media is busy in the coverage of destruction of Heritage Sited by ISIS in Syria and Iraq. Faking news got an inside news that UNESCO is going to declare “Working SBI ATM” as the world heritage site of India. Faking news France bureau tried to interview the UNESCO officer. Though they didn’t give any official reply, they said off the record, “UNESCO always strives to secure the heritage sites which are endangered. For that matter, working SBI ATM is rare and it needs to be protected”. The Officer also added, “This new entry of SBI ATM fulfills most of all criteria for being UNESCO’s world heritage site. Most importantly: (Site) to bear a unique or at least exceptional testimony to a cultural tradition or to a civilization which is living or which has disappeared. As per the FN sources the country going to get the new UNESCO heritage site on next 26th January. ( Posted on 16 December 2016)

New York: There is buzz in the media about the Shuhma swarj speech in UNGA which is scheduled on the 26th of September. Political guru consider it as the outline of the Indian policy towards the Paksitan in future. FN sources in the New York got the some part of the speech of MEA, India. And Here is the same: “Confrontation should not be our destiny in South Asia and that why India wants and will destruct Pakistan from the map of South Aisa. I have gone an extra mile to achieve this, repeatedly offering a “Stone in reply of brick” to address all outstanding issues. India will not get engaged into talks for terrorism. Talks are in the interest of only Pakistan if it wants to survive. They are essential to resolve issue of the terrorism, otherwise India has a stand-by mode online troll army. Peace and normalization between Pakistan and India cannot be achieved without a resolving terrorism issue. This is an objective evaluation, not a partisan position. Our predictions ...

Lyutens Delhi: After the disappointment from Shooting and Hockey teams, PM calls an emergency meeting to review their trainings as sports is part of soft power diplomacy. As per Faking news sources PM asks to prepare the detailed report related to the 2020 Tokyo games. As per our sources, sport ministry has prepared a tentative list of the Tokyo 2020 participant with aim to win at least 10 Gold medals. Here is the list that FN sources got: Modi government planning more of 2020 Olympic than preparing for 2019 electionsModi government focusing more for 2020 Olympic than preparing for 2019 elections 25m Shooting (male): Salman Than Marathon Race male: Vijay kalya 110m Hurdle Race: Kalit Modi Cycling: Bakhilesh Yadav Boxing: Subramayam Wrestling: Aarnab Swamy Swimming: Prashant Tarun Disk Throw: Narendra Hockey: Kabir khan team Sobha Day’s name has been proposed as a Goodwill Ambassador of Indian Olympics team. ( Posted on 9 August 2016) ...

FN Bureau:   Last year govt took heavy action on the NGO those working against the interest of the India. This year it’s the turn of the e-commerce websites. Next Sunday is Diwali and most of the e-commerce companies carried out the intensive sale this week. But there are a few who have not declared any sale yet. As per Faking news sources, in an immediate meeting govt decided to call the CEOs of such companies and asked for the clarification over the matter. However, many failed to provide a convincing reason and hence, govt has decided to cancel their licences. When FN reporter asked about this strong step, a senior minister said, “Not declaring Diwali sale is against our ongoing policy of Digital India, Make In India and ease of doing business. We are giving tax exception to companies for expanding the market and they doing contrary to that. Our action is in public interest”. ( Posted on 26 ocober 2016)

पटना:   शनिवार की सुबह गाँधी मैदान पर एका एक बड़ी भीड़ जमा हो गयी। जब फेकिंग न्यूज़ की टीम ने जायजा लिया तो पता चला की लोग कंसर्ट के पैसे वापस मांगने जमा हुए है। सुनने में अजीब लगता है की जब कंसर्ट मुंबई में था तो लोग पटना में प्रदर्शन क्यों कर रहे है , पर फेकिंग फेकिंग न्यूज़ को वहाँ   आल्बर्ट प्रसाद शुक्ला   भी मिले , उन्होंने कुछ यूँ बताया की.. जब बीबर के अपने गाने ख़तम हो गए तब पब्लिक ने “ लगावेलू जब लिपिस्टिक ” सांग की डिमांड की थी। पर बीबर के मैनेजर ने मना कर दिया और कहा की बीबर न ही लिपिस्टिक गाने की बारे में पता है और ना ही पे गाने सुनाता है। इससे पब्लिक की फीलिंग आहात हो गयी की इसे ग्लोबल सांग लिपिस्टिक के बारे में ही नहीं पता तो यह आर्टिस्ट ही केसा। और दूसरा वल्र्ड फेमस आल इंडिया रेडियो पब्लिक डिमांड पर गाने सुनाता है तो बीबर क्या चीज़ है। अल्बर्ट प्रसाद शुक्ल ने आगे चलकर यह भी कहा ही जैसे भारतीयों ने शारापोवा को सचिन के बारे में न जानने से जो आहात हुयी है वैसी ही फिलिंग आज हमे हुयी है। फेकिंग न्यूज़ ने अल्बर्ट प्रसाद शुक्ल से यह भी जानने की कोशिश की के व...

New Delhi:   Media channels are showing headlines of Ramgopal and Mulayam visiting the Election Commission from the last 5-6 days. Both groups of Samajwadi Party (SP) seek their right on the symbol of cycle. As per the Faking news (FN) sources, EC is yet to give its verdict on this matter. After the series of the debates, Election Commission (EC) has failed to decide. This is quasi judicial power of EC. As per FN sources, a member of the commission suggested to consult the expert of the judicial matter. As per the FN sources, Commission discussed the name of Chetan Bhagat and Farah Khan.  Farah has judged the shows of dance, singing, cooking and many more, so far. As per FN sources, soon the Election Commission would seek the help of Farah Khan to resolve the dispute of Samajwadi Party. EC also promote this step as participation of civil society in election matters. ( Post on 10 january 2017)

Vikram sarabhai Space Center: As per the Exclusive Sources of the FN , ISRO working on the New Mission Named 7 RCR. Though It’s In starting phase the details of the Mission not in the public domain yet. As per Our sources , PMO sent a Request to ISRO for this mission. ISRO Planning to Launch a new Spacecraft which will Float a Proto type of the 7RCR in the Space. 7RCR is the Resident of the PM. This mission is the part of the Long term vision of the ISRO for the Indian development. As Today World become “Globalize” and PM Spent more than 50% days outside India. Tomorrow , World Will Become “Universalize” and PM may need to spend Days on the Mars , Moon and Venus for the Diplomacy as India Going to a new World leader. As per the long term Vision of the ISRO and PMO , It’s projected that In future , PM may need to spend the Time in the Space and It’s will be costly and time consuming to Return on earth every time. So , It’s Decided to Construct the Proto type of the 7RCR in...

Dubai: Media have been covering the news of Dangal of Samajwadi Party since 3 days but none of the media house has yet got the news that Ramgopal seeks the advise of former/future Pakistani cricketer Shahid Afridi. Faking news is breaking this exclusive news here. As per Faking news sources, Ramgoapal seeks the advise of Afridi after his expulsion and inclusion in the party within 24 hours. Political Pundits might get shock that why the seasoned politician like Ramgopal woild seek the help of cricketer Afridi. Faking news sources said that Afridi guided Ramgoapal about the issue at to how to set oneself in the party and outside the party, how to digest the inclusion and exclusion etc. Ramgopal seeks the help of Afridi as Afridi have the long experience of the inclusion and exclusion from the team. As per Faking news sources, Ramgoapal got impressed with the guidance of Afridi and decided to appoint him as “Defection adviser” for the next election. Role of Afridi will be s...

UIDAI chief gave statement to media that  WannaCry Ransomware: Aadhaar Completely Safe . Research team of the Faking news tried to find out reason as to how Aadhar remain secure. FN found out following reason: Ransomware is different than malware. Ransomware seeks the money in bitcoin to unlock the system and to get access of system. FN team believed that hackers were totally aware about the Government of India (GOI) policy that makes Aadhar mandatory. In case, if they hack the Aadhar system they need the Addhar number to get the Ransom money. As they do not have Aadhar number they will not going to get the ransom.They might not be aware about GOI policy which do not provide just mid day meal without Aadhar number. There will be no case to get ransom without Aadahr number. As per the sources of Faking news, Government is going to hold the press conference after the pacification of the ransomware and will celebrate it as the success of the Aadhar. As per Government so...

Jamaica. Yesterday in the first session, Pujara made his first run on the last minute of the 1st hour- This moment impressed Sunil Gavaskar so much that he decided to start his second innings in cricket. Just one run of Pujara set a biggest record in the history of the cricket that a cricketer decided to withdraw form retirement after more than 25 years. Mr. Gavaskar gave exclusive interview to FN in Jamaica, West Indies. Pagal Patrakar (PP): First of all sir, Congratulations and all the best. Sunil Gavaskr (SG): Thanks PP: What is the reason behind this decision sir? SG: Look  I retired because Srikant was my opening partner and It sometimes became reason for my misery as In what balls he made 50 runs, I could make only 1. PP: Ok. Then sir why only now you changed your mind? SG: I decided this back in 2000, when I watched Sadagopalan Ramesh batting but soon Virendra Sehwagh replaced him. It killed my desire. PP: Sir, it seems that you talked with Afridi or...

Delhi:-  As per Untrusted sources of the untrusted media house of Faking news, CBSE accepted that it’s impossible to prevent the paper leak in an era of the Whatsapp and facebook so, It would be good to think on an alternative mechanism to give fair chance to all. As per sources, CBSE thinking to introduced some system like decision review system ( DRS) of cricket. As per this system, Any student who think that there was a paper leak, that student can file an application with necessary support o the other student and after that, CBSE will enquire matter through CBI where CBI act like the third umpire of cricket. Sources also said that CBSE made a request to BCCI to give a presentation on the administration of the DRS. On another hand, This News also got leaked and student trying to make contact with MS dhoni to learn a lesson to use DRS system. ( Write on 6 april 2018)

Florida, USA: After the fiasco of the T20 lost against the WI in the USA, an urgent meeting is organized on the Florida as all officials are there. This series drowned the dream of the BCCI to won the fist series on the land of the world’s most powerful nation USA. Unable to digest this failure, BCCI has now decide to hold the India-Afghanistan T20 Series on Moon. BCCI doesn’t want to take any risk and that’s why decided to Invite Afghanistan cricket team for the series. When FN reporter asked the BCCI official abut the news, they said that as the world moves ahead towards the “Globalized” to direction of “Universalized”, BCCI took decision to promote the cricket sport on the Universal level. BCCI offcial quote our FN story that  ISRO working on the Mission 7RCR.  As per our report when PMO made efforts to seize the opportunity, BCCI also is in no mood to left behind. As per the FN sources, Indian cricket lovers may watch the T20 Series on the moon in Year 2020 and a...

Mumbai: Since last 6-7 days , Talk of the town Topics are – Udata Punjab and Indian Cricket coach . As per the FN sources, There was the unofficial meeting held in the Mumbai to discuss the Issue of the coach and They Unanimously Decide the Name of the “Pahlaj Nihalan”. Fn sources said that Members of the BCCI impress with the “Cut Making skill” of the Mr.Nihalani. There is mounting pressure on the Mr.Nihalani to Resign after the Controversy over the Udta Punjab and On other hand BCCI office flooded with the number of the application they getting for the Post of the coach after their first time news paper advertisement of the Indian Cricket coach. There is no specific Information that Who Proposed this Idea but Our sources Said that : It’s Romesh Pawar who write to BCCI and Suggest to Appoint Mr.Pahalaj as the new coach. In His letter to BCCI , ROmesh powar Briefly write and praise the “Cut making” Skill of the Pahlaj Nihalani . ( Write on 10 June 2016)

Geneva: India and England will play their 3rd ODI in Kolkata in India and at the same time representative of both the side pact deal thousands of miles far from India, in Geneva. Faking news reporter break this exclusive news that England is ready to return Kohinoor diamond. As per the sources, the English and the Indian official entered in talked just after the humiliating defeat of England in Pune and Cuttuck ODI where English failed to defend genetic score of 300+. On the same night Indian high rank official flew to Geneva to negotiate the deal. As per the FN sources, negotiation took long time as English also wanted a wicket of the Virat Kohli well before his half century while the Indian negotiator did not want to promise it. Faking news London bureau already hinted to HQ of FN that, ENG was thinking something big to get a match victory in this cricket tour to India. After the humiliating defeat in test series, English cricket board hoped that the change in...

Lyutens Delhi: In a letter to the staff of the RBI, Raghuram Rajan ended the all debate related to 2nd term of his Governorship but it also initiated the new debate on Who Will be new Governor? Everyone is hoping some or the other from this government.Everyone is hoping some or the other from this government. Various media groups debated on the name of the Alia Bhatt to Mallika Sherawat and Chetan Chauhan to the Chetan Bhagat. But the sources of the Faking News got the exclusive news that Arvind will be the new Governor of the RBI. Top Sources of PMO told to Faking news that this decision is taken by the suggestion of the principal of the Hindu School of the Astronomy cum Economy. In which he said, “The Person having name “Arvind” best suited to India as the out chief economic adviser is the Arvind Subramnyam and NITI Vice Chairman is the Arvind Panagaria. Our sources only found that Arvind would be the new Governor. But FN Research name predict that “Arvind Kejriwal”...

London:   After the historic day in the history of the European union, UKIP took credit of the Brexit and Portray it’s their political victory. But here in India, in an exclusive talk with the Faking news, senior leader of the VHP claims that Brexist campaign was inspired by the VHP. VHP leader claimed, “Ghar Wapsi campaign run by the VHP in India inspired the British politician. After the success of the our movement, they decided to launch the “Ghar Wapsi of the Great Britain”. VHP leaders also celebrate Brexit as their ideological victory. ( Write on 25 June 2016)