Tweet Trading ltd
From
the thirsty sources of Faking news we come to know that Government Of India
Going to set up the new exchange board in India naming : Tweet trading
ltd
After Fake “likes” controversy on Ashok Gahelot, yesterday government held secrete all party meeting through Google Hang out and try to understand the stands of various party on this Idea!
As usual all party give positive response as same as in case of Janlokpal and Political party under RTI . All welcomed this idea.
Tweet trading ltd will be a board where you can buy and sell likes, followers , cartoons , trends etc .
Government prepared the blue print of bill and send it to SEBI for approval and on temporary bases it suggest Katju’s name as president of Tweet trading ltd. For 2 year period.
Tweet trading will work only on Saturday,Sunady and bank holidays . for trading in the board you must have atleast one swiss account , all transaction will done in swiss franc . so rise and fall of rupee doesn't create any problem .
The main of aim of Tweet Trading ltd is to end up the blame game between political parties.the exchange board will follow this line : “Where there is commerce , manners are gentle”
The trading will be totally secret . Income tax , ED , Election commission, supreme court will have not access to the data . so political parties can buy or sell followers and likes from all over world.
Government official said that : this will be the revolutionary step by UPA under Bharat nirman for the Employment of rural youth .
now rural youth become self employed by making fake profiles on social networking sites and for this we (UPA) already gave AAKASH and broad band connectivity to tham .
IT industry also welcomed this step : Expert believe that this will give new vision and energy to Indian IT sector.
But sources said that AK oppose this move of government , he will file case in competition commission of India for ending the competition in the politics.
After Fake “likes” controversy on Ashok Gahelot, yesterday government held secrete all party meeting through Google Hang out and try to understand the stands of various party on this Idea!
As usual all party give positive response as same as in case of Janlokpal and Political party under RTI . All welcomed this idea.
Tweet trading ltd will be a board where you can buy and sell likes, followers , cartoons , trends etc .
Government prepared the blue print of bill and send it to SEBI for approval and on temporary bases it suggest Katju’s name as president of Tweet trading ltd. For 2 year period.
Tweet trading will work only on Saturday,Sunady and bank holidays . for trading in the board you must have atleast one swiss account , all transaction will done in swiss franc . so rise and fall of rupee doesn't create any problem .
The main of aim of Tweet Trading ltd is to end up the blame game between political parties.the exchange board will follow this line : “Where there is commerce , manners are gentle”
The trading will be totally secret . Income tax , ED , Election commission, supreme court will have not access to the data . so political parties can buy or sell followers and likes from all over world.
Government official said that : this will be the revolutionary step by UPA under Bharat nirman for the Employment of rural youth .
now rural youth become self employed by making fake profiles on social networking sites and for this we (UPA) already gave AAKASH and broad band connectivity to tham .
IT industry also welcomed this step : Expert believe that this will give new vision and energy to Indian IT sector.
But sources said that AK oppose this move of government , he will file case in competition commission of India for ending the competition in the politics.
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