Silly Sensex

After the fall of Sensex on black Friday , UPA government going to make White  Monday . From our Thirsty sources we came to know Government making pressure on BSE and SEBI to change the structure of SENSEX .

The sensex loose 10% so government going to take policy to 10% hike of sensex , sources said the policy is formed by the author of Zero loss theory. ( 10% fall + 10% hike=0 loss)

Currently SENSEX index include HDFC , CILPA,SBI , RIL, Coal india, infocys  etc

But by changing the index,government going to shoot 2 birds with one stone.

1) Keeping  2014 general election in mind government want o give more representation of Aam Aadami and farmers in index

2) want to make market stable

So new index items and their weights may be as following :-

onions – 20%

Milk – 15%

Water bill – 12%

Electricity bill – 11%

Tata sky DTH – 10%

Diesel/petrol – 10%

Tomatoes – 7%

wheat/rice – 7%

Moong/urah dal – 5%

Tea/coffee-3%

Sugar keeps out of list due to pressure of alliance ( pawor)

Ban on luxury items like biscuits and ice creams so,these also keep out of list.

Special duties on Ghee and Edible oils

~ ~ Congress ka haath aam aadmi ke saath ~ ~