Supporting cricket will be treated as the certificate of being nationalist

Lyutens Delhi: The recent all party meeting called by the PM was covered by the news channels as a discussion meet related to budget session. However, our sources of Faking news reported that the main agenda of this meeting was to discuss the certification authority for being nationalist. Since long time many sections of the society are demanding the certification from a recognized authority for being a nationalist and the same was discussed in length in presence of all parties.

Number of proposals to form a recognized authority were discussed in meeting. For example, some suggested the authority to be formed as a Lokpal, while some suggested an autonomous based authority like SEBI and IIMs. Some suggested to create an additional court to certify that. But finally a simple procedure was adopted to decide the nationalist character of person.

As per the decided procedure- an expression of a person coming out watching a cricket match between India and Pakistan will be treated as the deciding trait. If a person supports Pakistan in T-20; he will be treated as an anti-national. However, the appellate authority expressed in the meeting that every person deserves second chance. They would secretly keep that anti-national person under observation during the ODI series between India and Pakistan. If the same person person supports Pakistan during ODI too, he would surely be termed as an anti national.

When our reporter asked the official present in meeting if that formula would get success and if people would accept, the official replied, “People have already accepted such idea  when they made Bajarangi Bhaijan a bigt hit of Bollywood, in which, Salman (Bajarangi bhai) came to know about Munni’s native place while watching India-Pakistan cricket match when Munni supported the Pakistan.

So, as per the formula, the next T20, which is scheduled on 27th Feb, will be the first implementation of this formula and the following will be carried out on the 27th of march. Person found accused during these two T20s, will have to wait for the ODI series to begin to prove his innocence.